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“Hell if I know! I tend not to spend a lot of time around freaky clown dudes.” Claire stood her ground, though she did tense up a bit. She could defend herself if it came down to it, but she’d sooner try to run away.
“What do you want, then?”
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“Hm. Well, that’s ah- fair enough.” Joker had yet to decide what the motive for his madness might be with this one. She had crossed his path and won his attention now. But, there was a crying Lex Luthor supporting senator in bondage over yonder in his van waiting anxiously for the clown’s next move. Priorities, priorities.
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“Nothing. Unless you want to lend a helping hand, which then- by all means, be my ah- guest-”
Actually, he had changed his mind. She would help him. Or at least bear witness to this particular atrocity. Exposure was key and having a witness was important when you had a necessary MESSAGE to send. “Hold this.” demanded the Joker as he thrust a suspicious looking package into her hands. “It’s fragile, you see- and it’s just ticking with anti- anti- anticipation for someone to break it.” Leaving her with the package, the Joker turned and went to his van to retrieve something someone else.
“Are you gonna mug me or something? ’Cause I don’t have any cash.”
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“Do I reeeally look like the kind of guy who gets his kicks from mugging people? Mm?” questioned the Joker, raising his purple clad arms in a shrug. The Joker found little excitement in any form of thievery, especially if it did not end with a corpse to accompany his newly fat wallet.
“I’m no petty criminal, sweetheart.” said the Joker as he edged closer toward the petite blonde before him.
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The doe-eyed creature standing before him had had the unfortunate luck of running into Gotham’s one-and-only notorious clown faced killer. When were Gotham’s citizens going to learn to be more careful?
Not that Joker could really fault her. He had only recently escaped Arkham’s confines after three years in solitary. It would take the city some time to adjust to having The Clown Prince of Crime back to stalking its streets.
Joker was just trying to do his part in easing the transition.
His knife remained firmly placed against her cheek, ignoring her demand. “I don’t think I ah- heard a pleeease in there. Did I?” said the Joker, sliding his lips into a wide, mocking grin.
