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{okay so I haven’t been on yet today because I had tons of homework but lmao apparently I...

Wed, 28 Jan 2015 15:20:00 -0500

{okay so I haven’t been on yet today because I had tons of homework but lmao apparently I don’t have school tomorrow either? 3 snowdays in a row? i live in massachusetts and we never get snowdays (obviously it snows but my town never gives us days off lmao) im screaming god is good}

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heirtotituba ✄✘✘ "Y'know, when you walk around all alone at night [especially in this city],...

Tue, 27 Jan 2015 23:25:49 -0500

heirtotituba

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"Y'know, when you walk around all alone at night [especially in this city], people reeeeally start to question your sanity.“

"Dairy Queen, or rather- civilization is back thatta’ way.”

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BOLD all that applies to your muse!

Tue, 27 Jan 2015 23:05:24 -0500

EYES: Blue | Green | Brown | Hazel | Grey | Other
HAIR: Blonde | Brown | Black | Red | Ginger | Grey/White | Multi-color | Other |
BODY TYPE: Skinny | Slender | Slim | Built | Curvy | Athletic | Muscular | Variable
SKIN: Pale | Light | Fair | Freckled | Tan | Olive | Medium | Dark | Discolored

GENDER: Male | Female | Trans* | Cis | No Gender | Other

SEXUALITY: Heterosexual | Homosexual | Bisexual | Pansexual | Asexual | Demisexual | Other
SPECIES: Human | Undead/Vampire | Shapeshifter (Weres) | Demon | Angel | Witch/Wizard/Sorcerer | Incubus/Succubus | Other (Superhuman)

EDUCATION: High School | College | University | Higher Education | Unofficially Educated | School of Hard Knocks
LIVING SITUATION: Lives alone | Lives with parent(s)/guardian | Lives with significant other | Lives with a friend | Drifter | Homeless | Verse dependent
PARENTS/GUARDIAN: Mom | Dad | Adoptive | Foster | Grandparents | Family friend | Deceased
RELATIONSHIP: Single | Crushing | Dating | Engaged | Married | Separated | It’s complicated | Verse dependent

I’VE BEEN: In Love | Hurt | Sick | Abused
I HAVE A(N): Learning Disorder | Personality Disorder | Mental Disorder | Anxiety Disorder | Eating Disorder | Substance-related Disorder
THINGS I’VE DONE BEFORE: Drank alcohol | Smoked | Done drugs | Stolen | Self harmed | Starved myself | Had sex | Had a threesome | Gotten into a fist fight | Gone to the hospital | Gone to jail | Used a fake ID | Gone to a rave | Killed someone :) | Been in a war |

POSITIVE TRAITS: Affectionate | Adventurous | Athletic | Brave | Careful | Charming | Confident | Creative | Determined | Fearless | Generous | Honest | Humorous | Intelligent | Loyal | Modest | Patient | Selfless
NEGATIVE TRAITS: Aggressive | Bossy | Cynical | Envious | Fearful | Greedy | Gullible | Jealous | Impatient | Impulsive | Insecure | Irresponsible | Possessive | Sarcastic | Self-conscious | Selfish | Unstable | Clumsy | Rebellious | Emotional | Swears |

regenerable: “Hell if I know! I tend not to spend a lot of time around freaky clown dudes.”...

Tue, 27 Jan 2015 21:26:00 -0500

regenerable:

“Hell if I know! I tend not to spend a lot of time around freaky clown dudes.” Claire stood her ground, though she did tense up a bit. She could defend herself if it came down to it, but she’d sooner try to run away.

“What do you want, then?”

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“Hm. Well, that’s ah- fair enough.” Joker had yet to decide what the motive for his madness might be with this one. She had crossed his path and won his attention now. But, there was a crying Lex Luthor supporting senator in bondage over yonder in his van waiting anxiously for the clown’s next move. Priorities, priorities.

W e L L..

“Nothing. Unless you want to lend a helping hand, which then- by all means, be my ah- guest-”

Actually, he had changed his mind. She would help him. Or at least bear witness to this particular atrocity. Exposure was key and having a witness was important when you had a necessary MESSAGE to send. “Hold this.” demanded the Joker as he thrust a suspicious looking package into her hands. “It’s fragile, you see- and it’s just ticking with anti- anti- anticipation for someone to break it.” Leaving her with the package, the Joker turned and went to his van to retrieve ~~something~~ someone else.

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miscellanyofmusings: I’ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇs ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇsᴛʀᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ

Tue, 27 Jan 2015 20:41:45 -0500

miscellanyofmusings:

I’ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇs ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇsᴛʀᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ

regenerable: theclownprinceofgotham liked for a thing “Are you gonna mug me or something?...

Tue, 27 Jan 2015 20:37:00 -0500

regenerable:

theclownprinceofgotham liked for a thing

“Are you gonna mug me or something? ’Cause I don’t have any cash.”

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“Do I reeeally look like the kind of guy who gets his kicks from mugging people? Mm?” questioned the Joker, raising his purple clad arms in a shrug. The Joker found little excitement in any form of thievery, especially if it did not end with a corpse to accompany his newly fat wallet.

“I’m no petty criminal, sweetheart.” said the Joker as he edged closer toward the petite blonde before him.

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{hey if you rp with me ever and think im kinda neat and you know a thing or two about making themes...

Tue, 27 Jan 2015 17:13:21 -0500

{hey if you rp with me ever and think im kinda neat and you know a thing or two about making themes look nice or making icons or graphics or any of that please feel free to help me dear god}

heiressofgotham: theclownprinceofgotham ”Get that thing out of my face.” ✄✘✘ The doe-eyed...

Tue, 27 Jan 2015 17:07:54 -0500

heiressofgotham:

theclownprinceofgotham
”Get that thing out of my face.”

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The doe-eyed creature standing before him had had the unfortunate luck of running into Gotham’s one-and-only notorious clown faced killer. When were Gotham’s citizens going to learn to be more careful?

Not that Joker could really fault her. He had only recently escaped Arkham’s confines after three years in solitary. It would take the city some time to adjust to having The Clown Prince of Crime back to stalking its streets.

Joker was just trying to do his part in easing the transition.

His knife remained firmly placed against her cheek, ignoring her demand. “I don’t think I ah- heard a pleeease in there. Did I?” said the Joker, sliding his lips into a wide, mocking grin.

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✄✘✘ —U P D A T E: I know what you’ve all probably been asking yourselves: WHERE HAS UNCLE J...

Sat, 24 Jan 2015 19:07:00 -0500

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—U P D A T E:

I know what you’ve all probably been asking yourselves: WHERE HAS UNCLE J BEEN? —- Well, I was a bit preoccupied with my star-crossed lover Harleeeeen. ~~Still not done there, I sort of ended things badly~~.I also may or may not have been taking an extended vacation at Gotham City’s favorite funny-farm, Arkham Asylum. ~~Free drugs, kids.~~

Anywho, after my old pal Lex Luthor formally announced his plan to run for president in 2016, I could no longer sit idly by and possibly allow the great nation of my forefathers to fall into the hands of a BALD man. Subsequently, I’ve decided to take matters into my own hands. Uncle J’s a true patriot, you see (hence why I loooove fireworks).

~~Don’t tread on me.~~

ON TO THE IMPORTANT THINGS:

I’ve decided to rebuild my brand image on a new blog. Ask Uncle J will be a staple as always, so feel free to send in your asks about getting blood- uh, cranberry juice stains out of your carpet, how to win over somebody special + keep their body relatively preserved afterwards, how to force your dad to JUST LET YOU BE YOURSELF AND JOIN THE DRAMA CLUB, etc. I’m also hoping to reunite with old lovers, friends, and foes. :) You know where to find me now, kiddos.

I’m a clown seeking a particular bat though. As always. Nevertheless, saints and sadists, drop me a line! I’ll be waiting.

WitH LoVE,

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inneroptics: ROBERT MAPPLETHORPE

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inneroptics:

ROBERT MAPPLETHORPE