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—U P D A T E:

I know what you’ve all probably been asking yourselves: WHERE HAS UNCLE J BEEN? —- Well, I was a bit preoccupied with my star-crossed lover Harleeeeen. Still not done there, I sort of ended things badly.I also may or may not have been taking an extended vacation at Gotham City’s favorite funny-farm, Arkham Asylum. Free drugs, kids. 

Anywho, after my old pal Lex Luthor formally announced his plan to run for president in 2016, I could no longer sit idly by and possibly allow the great nation of my forefathers to fall into the hands of a BALD man. Subsequently, I’ve decided to take matters into my own hands. Uncle J’s a true patriot, you see (hence why I loooove fireworks).

Don’t tread on me.

ON TO THE IMPORTANT THINGS:

I’ve decided to rebuild my brand image on a new blog. Ask Uncle J will be a staple as always, so feel free to send in your asks about getting blood- uh, cranberry juice stains out of your carpet, how to win over somebody special + keep their body relatively preserved afterwards, how to force your dad to JUST LET YOU BE YOURSELF AND JOIN THE DRAMA CLUB, etc. I’m also hoping to reunite with old lovers, friends, and foes. :) You know where to find me now, kiddos.

I’m a clown seeking a particular bat though. As always. Nevertheless, saints and sadists, drop me a line! I’ll be waiting.

WitH LoVE,   

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